Spider Cave, Darkness, and a Knife to the Gut: A Wúwèi Yuán 無畏元 Report

Translation:

So me and some of these Haired ones went to clear out a cave. On the way one of the dwarves angered some birds like a fool luckily I a wise Yuan-Ti was there to save his sorry ass. Also one of the birds was tamed by somebody from the party, the insane man. Anyways straight after we entered the cave some spiderpeople ambushed us and knocked me out. Gotta thank that foolish dwarf for that although I don't want to. Afterwards we went further into the cave where we were enveloped in a magic darkness. I ran out of the dark only to get stabbed in the gut by some kind of halfling rip-off, luckily I made him laugh his ass off and even ROFL. After which we killed him and he exploded in a flash behind my back. After which another one of those bastards came from the darkness and stabbed me in the gut... AGAIN! I'll kill their family one day I swear. Anyways after that we went down a tunnel and found a giant hole which we blocked. After that we tried destroying some web, but it was too strong for us. As such we left that horrid place and went back home. Also after getting back I summoned an Imp in the tavern and nobody reacted in the slightest... weird creatures the Haired ones are!

Original: 所以我和其中一些這些哈利的人去清理一個洞穴. 在一個矮人的方式，幸運的是，一個像傻瓜一樣的鳥類，我是一個聰明的袁蒂，在那裡救了他的遺憾的屁股. 還有一隻鳥被派對中的人馴服，這個瘋子. 無論如何，直到我們進入洞穴，一些蜘蛛俠伏擊我們，把我打倒了. 感謝愚蠢的矮人，雖然我不想. 之後，我們進一步進入洞穴，我們被包圍在一個神奇的黑暗中. 我從黑暗中逃出來，被某種半途而廢的刺傷，幸運的是我讓他笑了，甚至是ROFL. 之後，我們殺了他，他背後的閃電爆炸. 之後又有一個這些混蛋來自黑暗，刺傷了我在腸子裡......再次！我有一天會殺了他們的家人，我發誓. 不管怎樣，我們下了隧道，發現一個巨大的洞，我們阻止了. 之後，我們試圖摧毀一些網絡，但對我們來說太強了. 因此，我們離開那個可怕的地方回到家. 回來之後，我召集了一個Imp在酒館裡，沒有人反應輕微的...怪異的生物是哈利的！