Zombie Horde, Lying Farmer and Poison Goop: A Wúwèi Yuán 無畏元 Report

Translation:

Today me and a few of the Haired ones went to look for some cows for a farmer, we fell down a giant hole, and got attacked by a giant horde of zombie haired ones, Dwarves to be exact. Then it turned out the farmer wanted to sacrafice ME of all people to some wall! Next time he pulls that trick he is dead, other than that we fought a giant flying beholder esque thing, it exploded into a large amount of poison goop that I have collected 20 vials of. I am contemplating pouring it down that damned Monkey Golins throat for what he has said, honestly the nerve of him, speaking to a noble such as I with such a tone, he should be hung, drawn, and quartered for that!

Original:

今天我和幾個頭髮的人去找一些農民的牛，我們倒下了一個巨大的洞，被一大群殭屍頭髮的矮人攻擊，確切地說是矮人. 那麼原來，農民想要把所有人的一切都塞到一些牆上！ 下一次他把這個伎倆搞死了，除了我們打了一個巨大的飛行的大鬍子的東西，它爆炸成了大量的毒藥，我收集了20瓶. 我正在考慮把那個詛咒的猴子戈林斯喉嚨裡的話說出來，說實話，他的神經，像一個這樣的語氣對一個高貴的人說話，他應該掛起來，畫出來並為之而分.

(OOC P.S. this entire report in english was 666 characters long)