Actually Reasonable Haired ones on this Island: A Wúwèi Yuán 無畏元 Report

Translation:

Today the Haired ones accompanied me to gain us land to create a lumber mill for their colony (Which soon will become part of my ducal domain under the Grand Yuan-Ti Empire), we got there quite quickly, I had Yaoguai scout the area and found a large amount of haired ones, I was able to put one to sleep and then we took out the other ones. It is a shame I was not able to test out my Poisonous goop, although I was close to it when I almost gave one of them a kiss of death. We were able to reason with the one that I put to sleep after we woke him up, and soon they will be sending us an envoy, and I shall request to become an envoy to them to get away from these racist ones like Relar who just for me being a noble Yuan-Ti  began false rumors of me killing Gir the tackle happy one. Luckily these haired ones seem much more reasonable.

Original:

今天有人陪伴我來找我們，為他們的殖民地創造一個木材廠（這將很快成為我的公爵領域在大元帝帝國的一部分），我們到那裡很快，我有姚貴偵察區 發現大量的頭髮，我能夠放一個睡覺，然後我們拿出其他的. 這是一個恥辱，我無法測試我的毒藥，儘管我接近它，當我幾乎給他們一個死亡之吻. 在我們醒來之後，我們能夠理解我睡覺的東西，很快他們會送我們一個特使，我將要求成為他們的特使，擺脫這些種族主義者，如Relar，他們只是 因為我是一個高貴的元蒂，開始虛假的傳聞，我殺死吉爾的快樂一個. 幸運的是，這些頭髮似乎更加合理.